Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Newburry Park's artistic impression/kinship display

KOWA BUUUNNGGAAA!! This is a little snap shot gabe took of derek ( I wasn't tall enough to reach the appropriate height necessary to capture this violent shot) in his youth before he converted to hippiness. Derek informed us that he reached the honor of "yellow belt" before he retired and followed in the foot steps of his father, begginning to practice barefoot water skiing. RIGHT ON DEREK!
Your favorite hippy next door, sampling David Wurts famous keyboard that has featured jingles in several action and adventure films across the nation. Check out Rocky 1, Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Rocky 5, Rocky 6, Rocky 7, Rocky 8, Rocky 9, Rocky 10, Rocky 11, Rocky 12, Rocky 13, Rocky 14, Rocky 15. Landon was conceived in this acoustic room of excellence thus explaining his musical talent. Derek is actually sitting in the chair where momma and poppa wurst "poked."
This is Duncan AKA Deezy F baby AKA DK AKA Giant checking out some of Landons siblings artwork as well as paying homage to squatting chimp on the right hand side of this picture by holding his hand up to his mouth. Very classy and thoughtful Dunc. Sometimes the darvys make the consumer a bit emotional at times or maybe just me. "I'm not crying!"

Eagle Scout is the highest rank attainable in the Boy Scouting program of the Boy Scouts of America (BSA). Those who attain this rank are called an Eagle Scout or Eagle. Since its introduction in 1911, the Eagle Scout rank has been earned by more than 1.7 million young men. What they don't tell you in this brief but specific description, is that there exists a special operative program amongst the ordinary eagles consisting of young men who have a unique ability to give unbelievable light shows and have a keen ear to quality techno music. Landon is a product of this program and if you turn this plaque of excellence on its rear side, you will find the real certificate our good friend Landy earned through this grueling process of. CONGRATS YOU HIPSTER!

side note: Landons fathers first name is the same as Landonds middle name. coincidence or fait??? You decide hipsters, you decide. The euphoria is building!


As I strolled into El Dubbs room on the night of DG's (they are all sadistic sluts) Margaritaville extravaganza around 3am I noticed a feral and tanned boy laying on the infamous "saYNetheryeyrFMJSetc.." bed of love. I casually exclaimed.. "What are you doing here young man?" feral child :"play m83! play m83! play m83 we own the sky now or else I'm going to lose my fucking mind ahhhhhhh!" I slowly trotted towards the exit in hopes of escaping this psychotic request and skated home towards the brotherhood as I thought to myself.. " m83 must be this boys chief of some sort and we own the sky must be his tribe. hmmm"


GREAT TRIP BOYS! Mitro hopefully you can come next time. It wasn't the same without you and your unique sense of humor. Luke you can come too if you finish ten steel reserves in 3 hours! YOU CAN DO IT LUKE!





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