What the Old School is going on here??? I wonder if it comes prewashed?

Hipster or herpes? In this time of recession, efficiency is key. What better way to achieve this, than with this masterpiece, however......
Put your credit card away Engbar, for in two weeks Spring quarter will be upon us and I hope that none of us will be needing the dual capabilities of its design.... Its lookin like clear skys with temps in the low 80's boys. Invest in some spring quarter shoes instead.