Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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PLEASE HELP! HELP! HELP!

We MUST find the corner house refugee Kitty! Not only do I have no one to snuggle with (it was a bad weekend but things are back in order boys) but I miss the corner house Kitty!!!
2 Leads are suspescted in the disappearance of the furry creature; One being that Engbar's spick homie took him back to Arizona; The other is that Duncan and Danielle have adopted it and have been performing sacrificial ceremonies on Sunday nights (after Entourage of course) with THE CLOWN!!!!!!! Duncan, I love you bro but PLEASE don't make Todd bear arms and take it to the streets. Clayton threw me a text the other day asking if he could use the cat to entertain his campers. I said NO of course!!!!!!

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the kitty returns. I hope you are as well.

PS. Gweeks get the fuck out to Cali. We miss the best looking IV celebrity ever to grace these streets.

It brings multiple tears to my eyes to publish these vids, BUT we have to have a vivid image of the kitty incase a spotting is made!

2 comments:

goose said...

god! I am so out of the loop it is depressing. You guys actually had a fucking cat living with you? what the fuck?

god said...

Mitro says that a telltale sign that someone is going to be a serial killer is to torture small animals...I think i should give Todd his hunting knife back before I end up in my Tennis Whites like the boys from Funny games--all i want is some eggs...