Stuff Hipsters Hate

Here's one for all you wanna be hipsters out there.

Not sure what to hate/be bitter at/complain about like a true hipster?

Well look no further than Stuff Hipsters Hate!

Example:

Jet Skis

People on jet skis are so fucking happy. It’s like it’s impossible to be mounting a neon-colored mini-boat of show-off glory without a smile on your face. And the tanned bodies on ‘em are so fucking pleased with themselves. They zoom in tight circles and surge vertically in and out of the water like 11-year-old bikers popping wheelies. What exactly are you so proud of, bro? The thing sucks water in the front. It shoots it out the back. The water vessel moves. This isn’t exactly a feat of infinite brawn or skill.

Lastly, a visual: just picture a hipster sitting on a bright yellow jet ski in the middle of a lake, his Goulet mustache curled into a look of disdain, his deeply parted hair hanging damply, his furry blond chest glinting in the sunlight. He’s wearing a look that clearly says, “What the fuck do I do now?” Picture it, my pretties. Picture it.

With a little practice and some reading even you can now sound like a real hipster!!
Enjoy.