MADDness

The reason behind ari's recent jail time. Police Blotter reads "A Persian man (not a member of the fraternity) was found behind the pi kappa alpha house, with 9 cars running while he attempted to get his car out of the parking lot. The man claimed that he was simply playing his favorite childhood game when police approached the obviously intoxicated student. The student was seen wearing his Halloween costume (orgasm donor). The forth year, pharmacology major was perplexed as to why he couldn't solve the puzzle and get his car out, while he was pleading with officers to let him finish his game. After much struggle the officers put the man in handcuffs, and he was taken to jail. Sanata Barbara Sheriff's had only this to comment about the strange incident "The young man seemed to think that because he knew Saba Javahery that he could resist arrest". Lesson learned that drunken games involving cars never ends well. MADD (mother's against drunk driving) is going to use this story for there new campaign, throughout the 2010 year, about how a simple child's game is far too difficult under the influence, making driving the streets and unfeasible act.




As we all know there has been a lot of ari ferrari jokes floating around but none better then the "Ari Ferrari needs to borrow your watch"





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