Tuesday Night Recap

Fuck! I forgot to do my tuesday blog this week...So I figure I'll throw you a recap of on of the more bizarre tuesday nights of the PC experience.
So this Tuesday night started off like any other with a couple of pregame shots and a walk out to the bars. Upon arriving we find our favorite spotm, O'Shucks, filled with the biggest bunch of douche bags and gaggle of beat chicks known to man kind. I saw at least two dudes my height wearing maybe size medium shirts that barely covered their belly buttons and made it over their shoulders. I think it must have been all the new arrivals coming to "local's night" because the amount of neon colored t-shirts and fucking douche bags was frightening.
As usual I hid in the back of the bar and shot some pool with the normal folk. We met some grungy Australian dudes and played about eight games of pool. The whole time we're playing ther are these two dudes arguing in the coner. What I could deduce from the convo was that one guy who looked like a rat wrapped in a massive burton jacket owed some mexican fool a lot of money and the beaner was about to roll up from SLC looking for this kid. I brushed it off as no big deal and continued to drink my beer.
Then the night tok a turn for the worst. As I stood aside just drinking my beer by the bar this gross asian chick with a pot belly just rolls up on me giving me the sleazist eyes I have ever seen rubbing her belly and grooving to the music. I think she wanted to suck some face or something so I got the fuuuuuck out of there.
Then While I'm standing outside my buddy unforms me that some beaner just rolled into the bar with a strap and is acting hella shady inside. Obviously I went in to recognoiter the situation and this fuckin bean looks shady as fuck. He's prowling the bar with his hands right over his waistline. Then he starts following me and my boy cuz he knows that we know. Needless to say I was real sketched out and me and Hunt caught the next cab home.
Obviously I had nothing really good to write so I figured I'd enlighten you to some of the weird happenings that go down out here.