Alright Fine Gabe

A post all about you.

This is Gabe.

He's known for his closed mindedness and flowing dirty brown hair worn pushed back with a headband. He is "freakishly" tall and is happy about that cause he thinks it will deter boys from fucking his would be freakishly tall daughter.  He used to go to UCSB and kinda fucked girlies and stuff but now he lives in Utah and doesn't.

Breakdown:

Things Gabe Likes:

Cold Appartments

Tobacco

Cowboys

Boston

Jimmy

Arm Fat

Shucks

Gaping

Things Gabe Hates:

Nalu

Tourists

Warmth

The Gay Voice

Star Bar

People Standing Over Him While He Works

Weed

Paying For Transportation

Please add to these lists via comment.

Enough of that.  Living in Utah was all time, but it was nothing like I expected.  I actually didn't expect anything but that I was gonna chill with the M.C.* the whole time and that was not the case.  Utah was a big time learning experience fur sure.  I learned about bars and Dawn taught me proper "bar etiquette" after Gabe called me out on skipping a round.  I learned how to get a job for 3 weeks.  I didn't learn how to give a week notice prior to departure... I learned how to do marvelous tricks that make the movies.  Made two sick new friends in Dawn and Tyler.

Gabe, thanks for the good times in PC it wouldn't have happened without ya.  Jimms thanks for the board and binding rental and for constantly spreading the stoke.  Blogging is a great place to ooze out all my nostalgia sorry boys.  But I am losing it without my beloved Isler Vister and my slew of briny comrades.  Get ready to deal with my blacked out shenanigans on Thursday.  "HAPPYYYY NEWWWW YEARRR!!"

Bonus Shots Of Gabe

* Mormon Crew

P.S. Showed my parents first video of us boarding in Utah and forgot it opens with Jimmy yelling "Its smells like marijuana!" Not to mention the cig in my hand.  lsdkjfa;ksd