Not to overwhelm you silly college students with too much science but I recently stumbled on a story that could have some serious ramifications. Apparently the recent earthquake in Chile has caused the Earth to have shorter days. The massive earthquake shifted the earth's rotational axis so now our days will be 1.26 microseconds shorter.
That may not seem like a whole lot of time but for some of us it could represent a whole sexual experience (Mitro and Jimmy). It is also about the same amount of seconds that the beef feels comfortable talking to chics. Pretty serious.
If you don't believe me... here... let some fat latina chic explain it to you.
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I feel like everytime they talk about this MASSIVE AMOUNT OF MASS and moving it and changing the rate of the earth spinning it sounds like they are talking about my dick.
Beefs 21 now. He talks to mad bitches DT.
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