Monday, March 8, 2010

Keep IV girls skinny... and drunk


Science is yet again relevant for all you IV cats. Researchers from Harvard have concluded that women who drink regularly are LESS likely to gain weight. (in an unrelated study conducted by me... women who drink are more likely to gain a dick in their mouth)

I'll post the link to the article below but here are the highlights:

- women who drink moderately, overtime gain less weight the women who do not drink at all.

- The risk for obesity still falls even after all other health factors are taken into account.

- Calories from food and booze are NAAAT the same.


Somebody should tell these "Harvard" researchers to go to Freebirds at 1 AM on Friday night and then tell us that drunk girls are losing weight.


http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/03/08/women.drink.weight/index.html?hpt=T2

(Photo courtesy of OnlyinIV.com)

4 comments:

Deezy aka the giant said...

i like what your bringing to the table bliplectic.

VISKI said...
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VISKI said...

I have also found that the more alcohol a women consumes the more likely she is to get a dick in her mouth. I guess we can say that your own separate study has been proved to be true and should be accepted within the scientific community.

BLIPlectic said...

Viski... if you are peer reveiwing my study than we can get this shit published.