Saturday, May 1, 2010

Whatever gets you off. Right?

For all I know this is old news but this came up on yahoo and I thought Id throw it up for you guys....
As you may or may not know, the latest installment to the Call of Duty series, "Black Ops", is set to release this November giving virgins throughout the world something to yank their chubbies to once again. Now i hope none of us are on that level and I know Jimmy's got his new fascination with massage vids, Todd's got Fantasy baseball, Pruetts got Mags's fleece blanket and iv got just one giant mess, but everyone is always down for some new material right? Even my boy Mitro, who for the time being, is probably the last one of us to need such a pick me up, is rumored to have taken "intent to leave" to a whole new level and already called shotgun for the ride to the midnight release....
Seeing as I'v logged a grand total of 13 mins on COD Modern Warfare 2 in the last 5 months, I can guarantee it'll be the last thing I do during my rare visits to 33 next year. Maybe Race will be allowed to take over those precious mins of mine, giving him something to do after those long library sessions instead of running around the room calling himself Hercules and jumping on the couch (use them sparingly). Of course you still will have to worry about Todd taking the PS3 with him on those 12 hour day trips home and DerDer staging another coup because Mitro hurt his feelings, banning everyone from playing the game, but I'm sure you guys will figure it out. Hey, at least you'll still be in IV right?...
Like the nip slip in the Training Days video, the trailer does little to reveal much about where or what will go on in the new game, but then again where would we be without imagination right?
Alright back to studying, I already missed Phi ball (congrats to the boys, who knew the chess team could ball?) The 24 hour room has a worse vibe than a hotel room the morning after a rave, so the sooner I get out of here the better.
It's all worth it in the end though, right? ha

1 comment:

Jimms said...

I'm actually transitioning to outdoor orgys but good call. I'm sure you would log more hours if Todd wasnt fucking hogging the sticks.