I am posting this with the sole purpose of preventing a post by Jimmy in which he declares his desire to be adopted by Wes Anderson and enter a same-sex union with Bill Murray while they all vote for Ron Paul. Your welcome.
Morbid Side Note:
A few nights ago a mysterious man hung himself on the fire escape outside the window to my apartment, literally 3 feet away from my front door. The creepiest part was that Scudder and I both walked passed him in the morning on our way to work, too zombie'd out to notice. (We may or may not have taken some muscle relaxers the night before) There are a few theories floating around as to why this dude did the deed. I think that he was fed up with Scud's new infatuation with Dub Step and martyred himself to make a statement just like the guy who lit himself on fire in Tunisia thereby starting the Arab Spring. Scudder thinks that the guy was unhappy with ending to the last Game of Thrones book.
(I feel like I have license to make fun of this guy simply because of the proximity of the hanging to where I sleep... such a douchey thing for this guy to blow up my spot like that... RIP)
Happy Friday 13th!
1 comment:
I've been anticipating this release longer than u've been masquerading in corners taking pics of boobs on your camera phone
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