surprise bitch

Happy new year to all my besties. Is it too late for a new years post? New years was a lot of fun and it was great to see all the boys, couple brews for the boys! I will say I wasn't too stoked on the housing arrangements as we got in over our heads pertaining to the amount of people we piled into a small cabin but i'm also gonna do my best to deal with uncontrolled circumstances better in the future. I guess I just like hiplectic vibes and am not too stoked on outside forces and people I don't know that well sharing my chill/living space with over a long weekend. nobody else had any complaints so I think it was just me and my uncertain employment situation and me being a head case that I sorta wanted it to be a little bit different than it was but i'm just being a whiny weenie, it was a fucking blast 

 Michael paul needs to come on every trip we ever go on in the future he is my new hero and Todd should really look up to him as he is a master of aviation, plus mitro told me today he purchased another RC copter that was priced at $60 (what derek claims he makes in 5 minutes at work). There was some classic moments up in mammoth, my favorite being when Danielle's friend Kayla called out derek for holding a "prop cigarette" in his mouth while djing. Like der der needs anymore stress when he's hosting a party, JEEZE give the kid a break! I was a little disappointed that we never got to see Bobby Browns sister though WTF duncan, at least we got to see Tony Hawk in the village and a gay dancing baby. I also found out that Zunich is going to be a wonderful mother to Souzas child, when their kid is dropped on his head instead of providing a comfy lap to lay in or a warm bottle of milk, a cold beer will most likely be substituted as necessary. We came to the conclusion that mitro's "type" consists of innocent young girls and will most likely be ruled out as a godfather to most of our children. This weekend Scudds is coming down to LA and bliplectic has opted out of the trip and has stated his reason being that he needs to go down to SD to see his "family". When in fact I have inside information that he has dedicated the entire month of January to finding Tammy. Blip's lady is gonna be heated you guys. 

Tonight I dragged Der Der to this theatre I've become intrigued with that hosts improv and stand up comedy. It costs $5 and is BYOB. Plus it gives us an excuse to get out to hollywood without being sold on dreams of "bottles and bitches" by Sandy and his circus. To our surprise we saw Aziz Ansari, who I have a 18yr old girl man crush on and consider him one of my idols (yes Gabe some of us have idols other than our fathers who taught us life values and how to swing a hammer and make an honest buck) and yes you have to come next time and yes you have to roll up on your unbelievably sick new motorcycle that rivals each and everyone of Paul Walkers twinky toys, hopefully "the drop" went well tonight with Tommy Naps. Anyway, Der Der raised his hand earlier in the night as one of the openers asked if anyone was experiencing any shit in their lives at the moment, and had a full on conversation with the comedian on how he hates his job as a construction worker and the guy ate it up (der was the only one who had balls to raise their hand) and had a lot of compassion for Der der as his reason for experiencing shit in his life was that he has to work for his dad. The comedian probably had daddy issues since he went so easy on der and really was just shocked that derek considered this to be a shitty circumstance and told him to stop being a whiny bitch, I thought der was gonna cry he was so nervous but he was pretty toasted, handling himself very well, i was impressed, bravo der! Anyways it is always a fuckin blast there and I hope to bring each and everyone of you up there and share the awesomeness! Thats all for now guys, Hope 2012 treats everyone well and I heart you all. yes I'm uncomfortable with saying I love you all. Lets all plan Coachella sooon!!!