FIFA=WNBA

So now that the World Cup is finally over we can all get back to our normal sports lives as we patiently wait for basketball and football season to start so we can watch a real sport. Yes, we have baseball right now but we all know my A.D.D. wont let me sit still through 9 innings of stick ball. We all know we'd rather watch LeBron throw down with Wade and Bosh in Miami or my boy Ray Lewis toss grown men around in Baltimore.(No Jimmy,Ray Lewis is not another actor in your Youjizz videos you watch, im referring to the NFL). Anyways, while we all had fun waking up at the break of dawn to watch "futbol", we need to realize that soccer is full of pussy actors who cry over a paper cut and roll on the ground like guzzo does when he jerks off while choking himself in the place where mitro will sleep all next year(you subleased to a "pervert" matt). The USA should only care about soccer once every 4 years and FIFA 2010 via xbox/ps2 for this reason. Here is an example of why these "athletes" should all play in the WNBA...




Dont get your panties in a bunch over this Pruett, we all know you ruvvv your english premier league, or whatever the fuck team you like. Its just that a 0-0 tie is no way to end a game, and if a game is decided by who can sell a injury for a PK the best then I dont think you need your "mad card" for that sport. I guess that means that Race should be ok to play. Even lacrosse, which half of the world doesnt even know/care about is more exciting then a World Cup game. The closest I will care about soccer now is while playing xbox and owning people in the lounge. Unfortunately we are all doomed to playing 09 since someone broke 2010 on Guzzo/jimmys xbox. FAACCCCKKK