I am by no means into the gossip world of hollywood. Sure, I occasionally enjoy one of jimmy's US Weekly's on the shitter, but my inability to learn actors/actresses names inhibits my interest as I have a hard time placing them in movies I've seen. This was the case for Natalie Portman for many years. I had seen her in a number of films--The Star Wars series, Garden State, V for Vendetta--but definitely could not have told you her name despite the fact that I was unexplainably attracted to her. It wasn't until Spring Quarter Sophomore year at the Corner house when a new Day Drinking anthem was discovered:
K-os-- I Wish I knew Natalie Portman. Naturally, as the song got continual attention on my iTunes, the name stuck and I finally looked her up. After reading about her life--educated at Harvard, lived in New York, and perfect--I understood why K-os would want to meet her, let alone marry her. My true feelings developed after I watched her in Brothers, a heavy piece depicting the struggles that a military family endure with a family member at war. And despite her haunting performance in Black Swan, I believe it really solidified her as a phenomenal actress deserving an oscar. In addition there is a pretty AWESOME seen with Mila Kunis, although I could not find a link that has not been removed, you may just actually have to go see the movie (maybe not andres though, it'll give him night-tremors until he is 30).
Yet today, my plan to wed Ms. Portman has taken a drastic turn for the worse. According to my Emily (step-mom), she not only was engaged to the dance choreographer of Black Swan--some famous male ballerina--but is also reportedly pregnant with his baby. If anyone else knows of any other perfect women (preferably with a little beauty mark above their lip) holler at me so I can begin instituting my next plan.
2 comments:
Maybe your a visual learner then DK. As for the us weekly reference, i can happily tell you i'm submerged in people and us weekly over here in danville so if anyone needs any deets on nicole richies wedding or Scarlett Johansons break up. Holler at PLEASEXITHERE.com (SHOUTS TO LANDO FOR THE HOMEPAGE BEING UP CHIKKA CHIKKA YEAHHHHHH)
duncs-been in love since day one, couldnt resist the headgear she sported in Star wars I guess. Unfortunately for us I think our real threat is not this French shmuck but her apparent lasciviousness (no need to look it up) towards women after that scene ( i still have blue balls).
*interesting story actually, the guy shes marrying was with another one of the actresses/dancers on the set when him and portman decided to fornicate (not unlike the film itself hmmm).... Rumor has it they even sent the sex tape into the The Lonely Island hoping Akon would put it in their latest work (see earlier post by jimms)
Jimms- thank trevor (but not until he returns from meeting his girlfriends parents......in Indiana), ill explain later
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