Guzzo's toilet seat theory

Now keep in mind that these are not my words, but they did have a great impact on my outlook in life. Beware of those SB whores, as they are aplenty and piss away gentlemen, because before you know it your days in IV will be through.

How's it going everyone? it has been a while since i posted a note but whatever... i today was struck with a stroke of genius... I found out why some girls just become whores...while others maintain a semi-decent moral character... So this morning i went into the bathroom at school and enter a stall (not in fear of men at the urinal becoming jealous of my larger than life manhood but rather because all urinals were currently being deposited in) once i entered the stall i noticed the toilet seat was down... at home ill pick it up...

but at school...LOL good luck... the seat was clean... probably recently taken care of by the help at

school...with the seat being clean i take the approach of my current urination as if it were a game of darts... the hole at the bottom being the bullseye, the water a point, and the seat itself was a missed dart...so being the competitive man i am... i made sure not to miss the water... even leaning in at the end to make sure my stream which had lost velocity didn't dribble onto the seat... I know your all wondering where they hell i am going with this...just stick with me... I then walk to class viewing my beautiful Santa Barbara campus regardless of its infest of whores...
Later that afternoon i walk into the same bathroom to once again challenge my self to some piss darts when i notice that the seat was covered in liquid either by a man with poor aim or no regard to his fellow man... I then decide why the hell not... when it rains it pours... so i too take part in the decorating of the toilet seat...and then it hit me...there is a direct correlation between toilet seats and girls (more so whores)... If i go into a conversation knowing the girl is a respectable girl with a clean past i try my best to be polite and respect the person that has remained true to herself (a lot like when i pee in a freshly cleaned stall) but if i talk to a girl that i know a lot of people have already "pissed on" so to speak... then why the hell not... i know its wrong but from time to time.... shit it is always more fun to piss on the seat...and if your not doing it all the time...there's nothing wrong with that... and if your not the one peeing all over the seat someone else will...so don't be a fool wrap your tool....