Widows are ATTACKING!

There was quite the commotion this afternoon at 760 embarcadero del norte. I was casually sitting at my desk trying to grind out some content since I haven't posted in a while (I completely forgot how much time is taken up by the process of drinking--going to the liquor store, cleaning out shot glasses, ripping some shots, finding a red cup, waiting in line at the keg, pumping the keg, sleeping, and nursing your hangover--so I am attempting to reorganize and prioritize my priorities and get back to blaggging) So back from my tangent, Mitro comes running into my room saying "Dude come quick, you gotta see this!" My intuition told me it was probably going to be a video on XTC.plur.blogspot.org of me yelling obscenities at Steve Aoki such as "I Fucking LOVE Bennihannahsssssss." However, when I enetered into room 5 this is what I saw and recorded on my iPhone (ps, for those of us that are not privlaged to have the 3GS, there is a sweet little app callee iVideoCamera which will cost ya 99 cents, but takes pretty decent videos as you can see below)

Yes, thats right fokls, an apparent Black Widow the girth of Peter North's cock (no homo). However, just as Scudder and I had predicted, Todd "the least honest white man I know" Rogers was stretching the truth to say the least. It turns out that it was no bigger than the size of a dime, and Scudder (who I learned was a Black Widow expert) proclaimed that it was around 4-5 months old, definitely a female probably just entering into her menstral cycle (who new spiders had periods) Although it was hard to get a picture of the spider because it was so damn small, I did my best.