Friday, May 14, 2010

Pabst Blue Ribbon...Drink it ya asshole

So I realize all the SB hipsters and fixie riders fucking love PBR because its so not mainstream or whatever. Fuck, I even found myself walking around PC with a flannel on and a beanie hanging off of my head (now that the hair is gone I realize just how uncharacteristic that was, but with a mop like this sometimes you need to bend the rules). Anyway, I will now be drinking a good old can of PBR for different reasons. I will be drinking PBR because I am going to start wearing american flag button ups, I want to stimulate the economy, because Budweiser is owned by a bunch of arabs who probably don't even have their own country, and finally...because I'm an asshole.


Cheers Boys

2 comments:

beef said...

god this is awesome hahaha

Jimms said...

lol "its not drinkable, but thats what i like about it."