Thursday, July 8, 2010

Fresh New HIPS

In the past month Hiplectic Shades have been spotted being worn in Barcelona (beckwith) worn at the largest dance festival in the world by (Scudder, Hillary, Aliesha, Landon, Guzzo, Derek etc..) and are still a big hit in IV. I just picked up these new hips from my distributor in Santa Barbara and it was a little different from our usual business deals. I walked into his shop and he was humming "home" by edward sharpe and smoking a cig. I said hey whats happenin typhoon (his actual name) and he replied, "Jimmy my friend take these sunglasses, the will give you or whoever possesses them a triple orgasm." I said thanks typh you always got my back. Laters bro. and then drove home orgasming the whole way home. it was fucking nutso. I gotta give these up cuz i can't get any homework done and have ceased spitting game at chicks cuz all i have to do is put these bad boys on and bam. ORGAASSMM FOR 5 FUCKING HOURS!!!

any takers????

3 comments:

Deezy aka the giant said...

and they've been rocked in BEANTOWN.

ps. pick me, pick me!!!

Jimms said...

God damnit. I'll send these out for ur bday but I know mattys gonna bitch for a tshirt or something. U win though

BLIPlectic said...

Brie needs some cuz my game in the bed room is LACKING... i think its the stress from all this lebron nonsense.